Surya Samedi

Androgynous Trans Man — Eclectic Water Witch

Welcome! I am Surya Samedi, an eclectic practitioner living in the West of the United States.My personal spiritual beliefs consist of a mixture of hoodoo, Haitian vodoun, Ifá, and astrology. You do not have to believe in any of these practices to request my services or guidance; I provide help towards those who seek it regardless of religious or spiritual background. For all I care, you can be a full-blown athiest requesting my work for shits and giggles. There is no one way to spirituality, nor is each practice 100% right or wrong. Follow what works for you.For clarity: I do not offer divination or spiritual work based on Ifá and vodoun, nor have I ever once outwardly stated that on my platform. I am simply letting people know what I am currently practicing and what I am currently learning. Do not be obtuse, because if you actually had a thorough look through my website, it should become abundantly clear that I never implied I offer those particular services.I do not, in any fashion, work with de(a)mons or follow any form of demonology or Satanism. If you do, that's fine and has nothing to do with me. It is just not within my ministry to follow that route.I also do not discriminate against anybody based on religion, spirituality, or personal identity. I myself am a person who resonates deeply with societal taboos. It would not make sense for me to be discriminatory based on those factors. All I ask is that you please respect me in that same regard.

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Need a reading?

Clients are free to request readings at any given time throughout the week. When requested, the results of your reading will be emailed to you as an audio file with a photograph of the cards attached.

I will not be able to provide back and forth clarity during voice readings. If you would prefer to have back and forth clarity during your readings, please book a consultation.

— Guidelines

1. All clients must be at least 18 years of age or older in order to purchase a reading.2. Health related queries cannot be answered. If you are concerned about anyone's health, please contact a general practitioner. (This does not include queries about spiritual and/or emotional health.)3. Pregnancy related queries cannot be answered. Get a pregnancy test.4. Please limit your queries to a sentence per question. Too much explanation can either distort the outcome of the reading, or make it much harder for me to read for you.5. Any client that books my spiritual services, receives evidence of the completed service, and then tries to file a chargeback in an attempt to steal from me will both be banned from bookings AND will be hexed.

There is no promise that my readings will be 100% accurate, as they are soley based on channeled messages from your spirit team and my own intuition. We all have free will, and our futures are not set into stone. Do not use my readings as a substitute for legitimate health, legal, or financial advice.

Prices

# of Cards PulledPrice# of Questions Client May Ask# of Decks in Reading
5 Cards$25.55OneOne
10 Cards$35.55Up to TwoUp to Two

Decks you can choose from:

In every reading, each client will receive a complimentary pull from the Zodiac Oracle deck.

Clients who request readings of 10+ cards can choose more than one deck. Refer back to the pricing table to see how many you may choose.

*The Hidden Truth deck applies to hidden platonic/romantic feelings.

Contact & Payment Info

I only accept Cash App, Venmo, and Paypal for payment. Please submit your payment to ONE of the following platforms:

After submitting your payment for a reading, screenshot your proof of payment and provide it with your name, your question(s), and which deck(s) you would like to pull from to the following email address: [email protected].

There is a 24-96 hour turnaround time for voice readings. How long it takes for me to get to your reading just depends on my schedule throughout the week.

If you already paid for a reading, thank you so much! I look forward to reading for you and will get back with you soon.

CONSULTATIONS

After three years of offering my spiritual services, I am now offering a consultation option for my clients. The client can use the alloted time to ask for spiritual advice and/or ask for me to divine on any questions or concerns they may have in their day-to-day life.Consultations will be conducted via a scheduled Zoom call. The client is not required to have their camera on for their consultation, but will be required to use their microphone so that I am able to hear them speak and respond to any comments they may have.The current cost for my consultations are $80 $60 for 30 minutes. (10k follower sale active until 10/10!) For right now, I am only able to schedule 30 minute Zoom calls. I will be able to provide longer calls in the near future. Please check back periodically for that update.

— Guidelines

1. All clients must be at least 18 years of age or older in order to purchase a consultation.2. The client must maintain respect towards me during their consultation. You may find out some upsetting information, and it is okay to be upset. But abusive or berative behavior towards me will not be tolerated.I will try my best to maintain my patience, but if it repeatedly happens, the consultation will immediately be closed, you will be banned from purchasing any more of my services, and you will not be getting your money back. I will not be mistreated for free.3. It is highly advised that the client actually LISTENS to what I am telling them during their consultation. And I can't necessarily force you to listen, but ideally, the client has to be receptive towards the messages coming from their spirit team; otherwise, you're just wasting your money.Questions are always welcome, but try not to be too argumentative. I always try to provide my clients with as much clarity as possible.4. Any client that books my spiritual services, receives evidence of the completed service, and then tries to file a chargeback in an attempt to steal from me will both be banned from bookings AND will be hexed.

The same rules and guidelines that apply to my readings still applies towards the consultations.

Contact Info

Please email me first before you send me any money so that we can discuss any available dates + times. You should email the following to [email protected]:

1. Your name
2. Your age
3. Your intention behind booking the consultation
(Let me know what it is you're looking to discuss and/or get divination on)

I will then respond to the email and send you all of the open dates that I have on my schedule for the week, as well as all of my available payment methods. After we agree on a date & time, I will email you a link to our Zoom call.

In the off chance that I am not able to make the meeting, or if it needs to be rescheduled, I will immediately contact you and let you know. If the client is a no show, I will reach out to you to ask you if you would like to reschedule our consultation for a later time/date and will wait 2 days for a response before providing your refund.If the client pulls a no show, but does not respond to any of my emails within 2 days, the client will receive a 75% refund.

DISCOUNTED SERVICES

I am happy to announce that I will now be offering discounted readings & spiritual work! This is ideal for clients who may be on a tighter budget and can't afford to pay full price for any of my existing services. Essentially, in exchange for purchasing an item or a few items off of my Amazon wishlist, the client will receive any service of their choosing.

— Guidelines

1. The client must email me their receipt of the gift, along with the service that they're requesting, so that I know they specifically purchased the item(s) for a discounted service.2. The client must refer to the discounted pricing sheet for whichever service they would like to book. If you spend less than the required amount for any of the discounted services, then you won't receive the service you're looking for. Keep in mind that shipping costs DO NOT count towards the overall total!3. The client must WAIT until I receive ALL of their gifts in the mail before I am actually able to perform the service. This is to prevent people from playing games the way I know they will try. This is also to keep the client from being torn the fuck up by my spirit team because they lack the common sense to know how to engage with a spiritual practitioner.If you are not willing to wait for the items to arrive, then simply buy the requested service at full price.

The same rules and guidelines for any of the following services still apply. Please refer to the original tabs for their respective guidelines.

— Available Discounts

$15 Amazon purchase - 5 card reading - One question$25 Amazon purchase - 10 card reading - Two questions$35 Amazon purchase - Clarity Spell, Protection Spell, or Sweetening Spell$45 Amazon purchase - Cord Cutting$55 Amazon purchase - Communication Spell or 30 minute consultation$65 Amazon purchase - Money Spell$75 Amazon purchase - Justice Spell$85 Amazon purchase - Love Spell

Contact Info

After purchasing your gift(s) from Amazon, screenshot the proof of purchase and provide it with your name and the service you are requesting to the following email address: [email protected].

Once again: I have to receive the gift(s) before providing the service. When I receive the package(s), the turnaround time for readings is 24-48 hours, and for spellwork, 3-5 business days not including the weekends.

WISHLIST

If you already purchased my gift(s), thank you so much! I will be awaiting your purchase and will get back to you as soon as it is received.

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SPELLWORK

10k FOLLOWER SALE ACTIVE UNTIL 10/10/26!!!

Spellwork is an ideal service for clients that may feel like they may not have the means nor the prowess to complete a ritual on their own. When requesting spellwork, the clients will receive photographic proof of the completed ritual, along with a complimentary reading & follow-up instructions regarding the spell.

In the off chance that a client wants a spell to be completed that is not listed on the website, they are welcome to shoot me an email for a custom spell request: [email protected]

— Guidelines

1. All clients must be 18 years or older in order to purchase a spell.2. Do not purchase any of my spellwork with the intention to harm an innocent person. If you are an abuser looking to use my spellwork as a means to invoke harm onto an innocent being, it will work in the opposite way than you intend to. You won't be getting your money back either. Tread lightly.3. I highly advise booking a reading before booking particular spells to see if your spirit team approves of the spell being done for you.4. Any client that books my spiritual services, receives evidence of the completed service, and then tries to file a chargeback in an attempt to steal from me will both be banned from bookings AND will be hexed.

Spellwork is a prayer, not a promise. Keep in mind that the overall success of a spell will ultimately depend on the client's will to follow the instructions they receive from their reading. Problems will also not solve themselves overnight. I can only do so much on my end; the client needs to be willing to complete the necessary work on their own.

— Services

CLARITY SPELL
$43.33 $33.33 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Are you suffering from a lot of confusion or brain fog in your every day life? Are you having trouble concentrating on simple tasks? Does your crown chakra feel underactive or blocked? A clarity spell could help you clear out all the funk and get your thoughts back on track. It can potentially help you identify an issue that may be causing the blockage.

PROTECTION SPELL
$44.44 $34.44 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Do you seek protection from physical, mental, or spiritual attacks? Does random nonsense keep happening to you, or do you feel that it's easy for bullshit to get under your skin and affect your day? A protection spell is ideal for clients who are seeking to build their fortitude in any aspect. A protection spell can make it harder for negative energy to locate you or impact you. A protection spell is also useful to prevent the client from accidentally placing themselves in situations that may be harmful or stressful.

SWEETENING SPELL
$45.55 $35.55 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Do you feel that you may be lacking joy or happiness in your life? Do you often find yourself feeling dissatisfied or disinterested in your day-to-day activities? Do you find your interpersonal relationships may be lacking in the type of connection you desire? A sweetening spell could help make your life just as sweet as a banana pudding parfait. It could help you identify just what you need to solidify & strengthen your heart, solar plexus, and/or sacral.

CORD CUTTING
$60.60 $40.40 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Do you feel tied to a person, place, or thing that no longer serves you? Does your energy field feel clunky or stuffy? A cord cutting could help you break away from that unhealthy relationship, unfulfilling job, or destructive habit you can't quite shake. It could also help clear out your energy field whenever you're experiencing an abnormal amount of stagnancy or confusion in your life. It could help you break away from bondage.

COMMUNICATION SPELL
$73.33 $53.33 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Is there someone you wish to communicate with, but something seems to be getting in your way? Do you feel that you often have trouble communicating with others? Do all of your conversations seem bland or possibly full of misunderstandings, as of late? A communication spell is ideal for clients who need a bit of help with opening up healthier lines of dialogue. The spell can be used to encourage open conversation between two strained or estranged parties. The spell can also be used to help the client learn to open up and become more vulnerable with others.

MONEY SPELL
$88.88 $66.66 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Do you desire to make more money than you already do? Or do you just desire financial stability overall? A money spell could help you find & identify just what you need to pull in the type of money you seek. It could also help you identify what may potentially be blocking or halting more money from flowing towards you.This spell is not designed for instantaneous results or fast cash. The purpose of the spell is to help you manifest a reality where your money becomes more stable & fluid, all the while catering to your individual needs.

JUSTICE SPELL
$111.55 $77.77 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Have you been wronged or has a loved one been harmed? Has something unjustifiably horrible happened to you or happened within your life? Are you facing troubles with the law or the court system that you can't quite seem to shake? A justice spell is ideal to handle physical judicial problems & issues with metaphysical solutions. A justice spell is also ideal for innocent people who have been wronged or harmed outside of the court system. When we can't fight physically, we absolutely have to fight spiritually.This ritual is perfect for fighting against predators, abusers, bullies, and all around negative people. Whether your enemy is a crooked police officer, a corrupt government official, an abusive baby father, or even your own mother, this is the ritual for you. DO NOT book this ritual with the intent of harming an innocent person or group of people!

LOVE SPELL
$155.55 $105.55 USD

10k FOLLOWER SALE APPLIED!

Do you desire to attract the ideal partner into your life? Or do you think you've already found them, and just want to enhance what already exists between the two of you? A love spell could help you manifest the love you need & desire into your life, either from yourself or from other people. Potentially, it could also help with stagnancy or blockage between estranged lovers if the situation calls for it.The purpose of this spell is to NOT make another person obsessed with you; it is to strengthen, sweeten, and/or mend a pre-existing connection.
Obsession is NOT love. Neither is domination.If you book this spell with this intent, you will be refunded. And more than likely blocked. I'm tired of saying this.

Contact & Payment Info

I only accept Cash App, Venmo, and Paypal for payment. Please submit your payment to ONE of the following platforms:

After submitting your payment for a spell, screenshot your proof of payment and provide it with your name and the intention behind your spellwork to the following email address: [email protected].

All spellwork will have a 10-15 day turnaround time, not including Saturdays and Sundays. How long it takes for me to complete your ritual just depends on my schedule throughout the week.

If you already paid for a spell, thank you so much! I look forward to working with you and will get back with you soon.